Single Speed Sam

Single-Speed Sam was Sensational on the Saturday race Scene riding like a Shark on a Steed Sporting a fork and a frame Sans Suspension Snaking through the Sage while Sensing & Savoring a win of the SS division only to be Stunned and Stupified to get the Shaft by Somehow Sinking in the Statement of the final Standings Sending him to a lower Step on the podium while Surely Sacrificing his Self-perception of being a Strong Stallion with Satisfaction in his Struggle and Substituing it with Setiments of a Sticky Sausage that Smells like Shrimp even though he Smoked the other Single Speeders like they were Sardines...

Which, of course, Sucks!!!

You can read (very little more!) about it on Sam's Blog HERE.